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[reproved]

It was the first day back to school
Cuttin' up in class
Actin' like a tool
Friends were rollin' in
We started talkin' about the summer
Deejay saw "Twilight"
Bummer!
I spoke up, and I asked my friends
"Are there any new girls? 9′s or 10′s?
Hoping a few hotties had moved from other cities
And in walked this girl with tig ol' bitties
I can't believe my eyes
In a contest, they'd win first prize
Double D, guarantee I was checking their size
It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise
Or Earth and Mars having some fun
Wait, I take that back, it's like two of the sun!
But at this point I let my mind run
And drifted off thinking about them tig ol' bitties

(Tig ol' bitties) Mt. Fuji brought its twin
(Tig ol' bitties) Two melons in a shirt
(Tig ol' bitties) (Tig ol' bitties) I put books in my lap
(Tig ol' bitties) Head bobbing as she walks
(Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god!
Tig ol' bitties
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Kept trippin' in class
Because of er dang breasts in a tiny white shirt
Boobs having a fiesta
Later in lab, we were messin' with test tubes
Couldn't take my eyes off the new girl's chest
Boobs!
Wasn't paying attention
Got busted
Had to serve detention
In biology we talked about the bees
The best kind of bees
Boobies!
I can't believe my mind
I old a poker face to her two of a kind
With each step her breasts gettin' redefined
I'm making my move
I'm thinking it's time
Oh snap!
I'm gonna ask her to prom
And in my head she responds
"You're the bomb!"
Feeling nervous so I count to three
"I like your boobs."
"Go to prom with me?

(Tig ol' bitties) King Kong boobs
Tig ol' bitties (Great tracks of land)
Tig ol' bitties
(Tig ol' bitties) Like my balls
(Tig ol' bitties) Real big
(Tig ol' bitties) Oh my god!
Tig ol' bitties

Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek)
Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek)
Tig ol' bitties (Ek ek ek ek ek ek)
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She said yes, so I'm getting ready
Stain on my shirt, Mom's spaghetti
I pick her up, and I'm pretty sure
That she'll let me motorboat like "Br-br-br-br-br"
I try to cop a feel once we get to school
She said, "no touching, that's the rule."
Principal walks up on the scene
"It's time to announce prom king and queen."
"Your Favorite Martian and Tig Ol' Bitties."
"Congratulations to you both on winning."
Time slowed down, and she jumped for joy
Then out of her dress jumped something more
Tissues flew and rained from the sky
Oh my god! You stuff your shirt?
Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt
Aw!!!
Fake ol' bitties
Wow!

(Fake o' bitties!) You're breaking my heart with
(Fake o' bitties!) You're crushing my dreams with
Fake ol' bitties!
(Fake ol' bitties) I can't believe it!
(Fake ol' bitties) You really suck!
(Fake ol' bitties!) I can't believe you would do that
Fake ol' bitties!

Why would you do that? Were you just trying to get everyone's attention?
Those aren't boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you!
But you know I'm still down to make out if you, if you want to, want to come back with me
You know what, never mind
(Where them tig ol' bitties at?)

[Lilyana Moody]

I am foaming from the mouth as I SPEAK

aapiarts responds:

Like you should

[Cordelia]

I shall wait for the new dead estate update this month

[The Binding of isaac - Art Collab 13 Anniversary]

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill. Isaac kept to himself - drawing pictures and playing with his toys as his mom watched Christian broadcasts on the television. Life was simple and they were both happy. That was, until the day Isaac's mom heard a voice from above. "Your son has become corrupted by sin. He needs to be saved." "I will do my best to save him, my Lord," Isaac's mother replied, rushing into Isaac's room, removing all that was evil from his life. Again, the voice called to her. "Isaac's soul is still corrupt. He needs to be cut off from all that is evil in this world and confess his sins." "I will follow your instructions, Lord. I have faith in Thee," Isaac's mother replied, as she locked Isaac in his room away from the evils of the world. One last time, Isaac's mom heard the voice of God calling to her. "You've done as I've asked, but I still question your devotion to Me. To prove your faith, I will ask one more thing of you." "Yes, Lord. Anything," Isaac's mother begged. "To prove your love and devotion, I require a sacrifice. Your son, Isaac, will be this sacrifice. Go into his room and end his life, as an offering to Me to prove you love Me above all else." "Yes, Lord," she replied, grabbing a butcher's knife from the kitchen. Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement, hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch, just as his mother burst through his door, and threw himself down into the unknown depths below.

[Hot as Hell]

Robots can sweat?! How is this possible?????

[aiden pearce]

Wow I forgot about this, looks great!

[Violet]

Let’s be real here, her vocal cords must be made out of titanium if she can sing that gosh darn loudly

[Mika Mania]

Ahhhhhh I’m slowly turning gay

GGishere responds:

well i’m slowly turning into a pickle

[Introducing... Maria! (New OC)]

Damn I got an OC named Maria too! Your Maria is cool tho